iron man 2 soundtrack another one bites the dust

So the question you need to ask when watching Iron Man 2 is why the fuck there are so many not Black Sabbath songs in the fucking movie.

Why the fuck is there no Black Sabbath in the soundtrack?Įven a syphilis ridden bi-polar nutjob will understand that when making a movie about Iron Man it is obligatory to include the Black Sabbath song of the same title. Any of these villians would have been more appealing than Devo. My main problem with the character is that if you look through a list of Iron Man Enemies you will see characters such as Doctor Doom, Fin Fang Foom, Grey Gargoyle, Immortus, Mandarin, and Captain America. His character brings nothing to the narrative other than filling the required 'we need a villain' role. He's supposed to be a vodka-fueled son of a Russian physicist who hates Tony Stark because, well, everyone hates Tony Stark. Moreover, his character, Devo, makes no sense. Mickey Rourke is not pleasant, interesting, entertaining, or at all justifiable. Mickey Rourke needs to crawl into a hole and die. But she generally just seems to be there to serve as a sexual alternative to Gwyneth Paltrow which is ironic given that Gwyneth Paltrow is entirely more pleasant on all counts. If she did something or served as eye candy then I could understand her inclusion. Her character provides nothing to the narrative, and she provides nothing to the character. Moreover, there is no reason for her to be in this damned movie. So pretty much every time she is on the screen I become confused by this mis-matched amalgamation of attractive sauntering about quashing my erection by her general unpleasantness. This is weird, because she's basically an odd mixture of Sarah Chalke, Hillary Duff, and, from the right angle, Uma Thurman.

Yes, she has tits, but she is not an attractive woman. But rather than actually review the movie I mostly just want to bitch about some things I did not like, and gush about some things I did like. So, I am compelled to write a review of Iron Man 2.

Iron man 2 soundtrack another one bites the dust